Birthday Cake

GONE

I would like a birthday cake. It’s not my birthday or anything, I just really like birthday cake and I don’t want to pay any money for it. If it’s your birthday and you have some leftover cake, I’ll probably eat that. Really, I’ll accept any cake except Christmas cake because it sucks.

The distance I am prepared to walk to collect the cake is dependant on how much I think I will like it. If it’s just like a brown supposed-to-be-chocolate-but-doesn’t-have-any-chocolate in it I’m probably not going to care much unless you live next door to me. My favourite flavours are birthday cake, coffee cake and carrot cake. I will also accept cheesecake because that is a food, but no urinal cakes, thank you, as they are not a food.

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Plymouth, United Kingdom
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